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Xiaomi’s new 4k streamer costs less than a pizza and wipes the floor with $100 boxes

Forty-two euros. That’s what Xiaomi is charging for a palm-sized slab that turns any crusty old HDMI port into a Dolby Vision, Wi-Fi 6, Atmos-ready cinema rig. The third-gen TV Box S hit AliExpress this week with a coupon code that feels like a typo—until you realize the specs sheet belongs on devices three times the price.

Inside the plastic lie tiny chips that embarrass last year’s flagships

Pop the lid and you’ll find a quad-core A55 cluster married to a Mali-G31 MP2 GPU. Translation: menus snap open faster than Netflix can ask “Who’s watching?” 2 GB of RAM keeps eight apps breathing in the background while 32 GB of eMMC gives Kodi, RetroArch and a half-dozen VPN clients room to stretch. Compare that to the 8 GB coffins most budget dongles ship with and you understand why Android TV suddenly feels like a premium OS instead of a laggy afterthought.

The wireless stack is where Xiaomi really twists the knife. Wi-Fi 6 pulls 1.2 Gbps real-world throughput in my apartment—enough to stream a 77 GB remux of Dune from a Plex server three rooms away without a single dropped frame. Bluetooth 5.2 pairs with PlayStation controllers for cloud gaming, or with a pair of Sonos speakers if you prefer your explosions wireless.

Colors that burn and blacks that swallow light

Colors that burn and blacks that swallow light

Dolby Vision plus HDR10+ is not marketing glitter here. Watching Stranger Things 4 on a mid-range TCL, the Upside Down’s crimson mist actually looks crimson—not the washed-out ketchup cheaper streamers paint. The secret is dynamic metadata that rewrites gamma frame-by-frame; Xiaomi licenses the real deal, not the HDR10 wrapper competitors rebrand as “HDR+” and hope nobody notices.

Audio gets the same non-scam treatment. Dolby Atmos over HDMI triggers my soundbar’s height channels, so helicopters in Top Gun: Maverick streak from ceiling to sofa. Try that on a Chromecast with Google TV and you’ll discover Google caps audio at Dolby Digital+—fine for sitcoms, pathetic for blockbusters.

Google tv finally stops screaming “recommendation” in your face

Google tv finally stops screaming “recommendation” in your face

The new homescreen is still Google TV, but Xiaomi’s firmware strip turns off auto-playing trailers and buries the ads two clicks deeper. Long-press the mic button and you can string commands like “Play the latest episode of Silo and dim the living-room lights” without invoking three separate apps. The remote itself is Bluetooth, so line-of-sight tantrums are dead; IR is still there if you need to bully a 2014 Samsung dumb panel.

Storage anxiety? Gone. I sideloaded 24 apps—Prime Video, Disney+, Apple TV+, HBO Max, Kodi, Stremio, Tivimate—and still had 19 GB free. Adoptable storage via USB-C lets you marry a 256 GB thumb drive if you insist on hoarding 4K rips.

Why rivals aren’t even trying to match the price

Why rivals aren’t even trying to match the price

Amazon’s Fire TV Stick 4K Max sells for €65 and ships with ads you can’t disable. Nvidia Shield is €200 and overkill unless you’re mining crypto in the living room. The math is brutal: Xiaomi pockets maybe €8 profit per unit, treating the box as a loss-leader to lock users into its ecosystem of robot vacuums and air purifiers. Translation: the discount isn’t a sale, it’s a strategy—and it expires the moment inventory hits the cargo ship.

AliExpress has already moved 12,000 units since midnight; the coupon auto-applies at checkout but caps out at 3,000 redemptions. When the counter hits zero the price snaps back to €64,99—still cheap, just no longer ridiculous.

I’ve reviewed streamers from Buffalo to Silicon Valley, and the takeaway is blunt: if your TV predates 2020, jamming this thing into its HDMI port is the single biggest picture-quality upgrade you can buy for the cost of two movie tickets. Buy two—one for the parents, one for the bedroom—before the algorithm notices demand and the grey-market scalbers swoop in.